Apang/Apung and the Legend of Faucet

apung: "Pang, what is the function of the faucet (kran) in your bathroom?"

apang:"what yaa, Pung. ahh to fill the water to the bath tube!"

apung:"yaa but other function, i mean"

apang: "what yaa?"

apung:"to increase our confidence"

apang:"HAH?"

apung:" if you turn the facet on, you get relax and confidence to pull out your stomach product, because no one will hear your-and-that voice"

apang:"brilliant!"