Apang and Apung and the Tragic story of edge month

At the early of the month:

Apang:" ahh tomorrow what should we have for breakfast, lunch and dinner?"

Apung:" i'm wonder if my stock (rice, noodles, eggs, vegetables ) could cook themselves.

vigorously cooking themselves in hot water, and come to me after cooked".

Apang: "if not like that, maybe just dial xyz number and they will come passionately"".

Apang+Apung: "AHHH~~~"

Life is so full of breeze at the early of the month.

And goes like this at the edge of the month:

Apang: "Seriously, just give me 500 rupiahs, i want to buy kerupuk!"

Apung: "Damn, i have lunch from yesterday food! i dont have any cent".

Writer comment: "Pity Stupid! baka aho!" :P

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Apang/Apung and the Legend of Faucet

apung: "Pang, what is the function of the faucet (kran) in your bathroom?"

apang:"what yaa, Pung. ahh to fill the water to the bath tube!"

apung:"yaa but other function, i mean"

apang: "what yaa?"

apung:"to increase our confidence"

apang:"HAH?"

apung:" if you turn the facet on, you get relax and confidence to pull out your stomach product, because no one will hear your-and-that voice"

apang:"brilliant!"